An argument in pictures. | By Karen Lehrman

Posted by GeeTee at January 22, 2004 01:29 PM | TrackBack 0

Question: WHAT IS THE FUCKING DEAL WITH MARS? LAST TIME I CHECKED THE WAR IS IN IRAQ AND AFGHANISTAN. OBVIOUSLY THERE AREN’T ANY ADVANCED LIFE FORMS LOOKING FOR A LITTLE REGIME CHANGE. PLEASE ADVISE. – MIKE KAUFMAN

Posted by GeeTee at January 21, 2004 07:28 AM | TrackBack 0

Mr Mustafa's most fatuous suggestion, of course, is that we should beat our wives physically. I say this not only because I am a coward, and I know that, if I hit my wife, she would hit me back a lot harder.

Posted by GeeTee at January 20, 2004 08:16 PM | TrackBack 0

Joe Comartin, the federal New Democratic Party's critic for nuclear safety, says that a crack addict is a poor choice for a nuclear regulator.

Posted by GeeTee at January 20, 2004 03:09 PM | TrackBack 0

Then I went up on the scaffold and looked at the ceiling up close, and I realised they were taking off layers of application without knowing what they were. Among those layers were Michelangelo's own glazes, and that angered me deeply. So I spoke out in public.

Posted by GeeTee at January 20, 2004 06:41 AM | TrackBack 0

Nine-year-old Emanuel proudly announces that he doesn't smoke for St Anthony because it is bad for him.
The rest of his friends though, are very much into the tradition.

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Hawking's three children, and nurses who have cared him, fear he may be the victim of controversial Munchausen Syndrome by Proxy in which sufferers harm others to draw attention to themselves.

Posted by GeeTee at January 19, 2004 02:30 PM | TrackBack 0

Two big budget items represent the current cost of defense goods and services obtained in the past. The Department of Veterans Affairs (DVA), which is authorized to spend more than $62 billion in the current fiscal year, falls into this category. Likewise, much of the government's interest expense represents the current cost of defense outlays financed in the past by borrowing.

Posted by GeeTee at January 19, 2004 01:43 PM | TrackBack 0

"Hi, I'm Henry James. You may know me as an exactingly subtle novelist who peels away the artifices of European civilization to expose the twitching nerves of the human animal. But sometimes even an expatriate aesthete needs to turn up the screw of fitness! For a while, my gut was looking like a golden bowl. Now I'm an ambassador of abs. And you can be, too. With the help of my Bostonian System, you'll have buns of steel and the wings of a dove! Remember: It's time to start living the life you've imagined."

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