SatireWire | MICROSOFT WILL ADMIT TO LEWINSKY AFFAIR

Only hours after President Clinton struck a deal to avoid prosecution by admitting he lied in court about Monica Lewinsky, Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer announced the entire company will admit to an affair with Lewinsky if the government will drop the case against it, too.

Posted by at January 26, 2001 07:54 PM

TheStandard.com: Ginger Style: The Magazine of Ginger Living

In talking to those whom Kamen has surpassed in wealth, I find them free of jealousy. "It's even cooler than my video wall," says Bill Gates. "Not to mention how it helped me defeat the antitrust suit." Warren Buffett points out even though he's dropped a notch on the list of the nation's richest people, he's richer now that Ginger's picking his stocks. "It's changed my life in so many ways," adds John D. Rockefeller, who credits Ginger, specifically, with bringing him back from the dead.

Posted by at January 26, 2001 06:54 PM

TheStandard.com: A Reporter's Reporter

Jeff Cole, who was killed in a plane crash last week, was unrelenting in his pursuit of the news, determined never to get beat on a story and ready to work 24/7 to stay ahead.

Posted by at January 26, 2001 06:51 PM

Amazon.com: buying info: Ginger

"IT," also known as "Ginger," has not yet been released by its inventor, but we'll be glad to notify you by e-mail when we actually know what IT is and if IT will be available for purchase from Amazon.com. Simply enter your e-mail address and click Go!

Posted by at January 26, 2001 08:37 AM