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Computer: Abstract: EPIC: Explicitly Parallel Instruction Computing
Computer: Abstract: EPIC: Explicitly Parallel Instruction Computing: computers have thus far achieved this goal at the expense of tremendous hardware complexity--a complexity that has grown so large as to challenge the industry's ability to deliver ever-higher performance. The authors developed the Explicitly Parallel Instruction Computing (EPIC) style of architecture to enable higher levels of instruction-level parallelism without unacceptable hardware complexity. You need to be a member to read the entire paper. Posted by at March 31, 2000 09:33 AM
Joel on Software Painless Software Schedules
Joel on Software Painless Software Schedules: If you have a hand-wavy feature called "Internet Integration" and you schedule 3 weeks for it, you are doomed, buddy. If you have to figure out what subroutines you're going to write, you are forced to pin down the feature. By being forced to plan ahead at this level, you eliminate a lot of the instability in a software project.
It's an interesting idea, using the schedule as the design documentation. But, how do you schedule the time to do the design work? Spend enough time to design each feature before it gets added to the schedule, then of course the task estimate will be much better (but probably still incorrect). I got the link to Joel's weblog from Scripting News. Thanks Dave, it's in my bookmarks now. Posted by at March 31, 2000 06:47 AM
Cluetrain Clues You Can Use
I hadn't looked at this before, but now I see that it's being done by David Weinberger of Evident Marketing. I had some great conversations with David in fall '98 about a project we were contemplating collaborating on. He's a righteous dude. Posted by at March 31, 2000 06:31 AM March 30, 2000
BYTE Column - Evolution Of Programming Methodology, Part II, Bill Nicholls
BYTE Column - Evolution Of Programming Methodology, Part II, Bill Nicholls Stick with a design that has well defined units with good interfaces, call the unit a component and make it really easy to talk to it. Now that's open software.
Posted by at March 30, 2000 11:05 AM
My index fingers are appreciably
My index fingers are appreciably longer than my ring fingers.
Posted by at March 30, 2000 05:51 AM
BBC News | SCI/TECH | A finger on sexuality
BBC News | SCI/TECH | A finger on sexuality I have a masculine finger pattern.
Posted by at March 30, 2000 04:33 AM March 29, 2000
Cluetrain Clues You Can Use
Cluetrain Clues You Can Use Who doesn't need a clue once in awhile.
Trash the mission statements and do a Manifesto. It is the Y2K thing to do. Coming soon the moonfarmer manifesto-- a guide for the low-gee farmers of the future. If you are going to make big jumps make sure you don't exceed escape velocity... Close your eyes and smile loudly, when they ask what's up, tell them you are happy. Don't forget late night apple pie. Posted by at March 29, 2000 07:53 AM
Today is my second-to-last day
Today is my second-to-last day at Status of Women Canada. This has been an excellent place to work. Not only did they have work for me to do, work which I enjoyed, which let me dramatically improve my skill-set, and which was genuinely socially valuable, I learned a helluvalot about where things stand in Canadian society today if you don't happen to have a penis. When I came here, I was concerned that it'd be some terrifying hotbed of feminist angst -- which fortunately was not true at all. It's a place with a lot of nice people who are horribly underfunded and overworked and always expected to produce more faster. From a purely selfish perspective, that's a great environment in which to make yourself a lot more efficient -- particularly if you're not there for the long-haul burnout that comes when you've been being way too efficient for way too long. Yesterday I talked to the Secretary of State's media wrangler about how I re-engineered the news section of the SWC site. She said she liked it, except, I had to take her email address off the contact sheet. In fact, take all the email addresses off. In fact, take all the names off. In fact, I wanted to tell her off, because it is enormously more efficient for the Canadian public to send email, not to mention dramatically more environmentally sound than paper and cheaper than the phone, before she explained. She gets masses upon masses of email -- and this is quite common in this department -- from people looking for information that she either does not have, or quite honestly does not have time to provide. She wanted her phone number taken off too, to have all inquiries go to the central switchboard, for the same reason. She told me that whenever they get more staff they also get more work, so the load never lightens. My boss agreed, and said she'd figured out that her duties, when broken down by the government guidelines, were the duties of three full-time employees. But that seems to be about right. This department is a joke in a lot of ways. They gave us a Secretary of State with no budget and a mandate to promote equivalence of women but no clout. "Responsibility without authority is impotence" I think the line goes. Not total impotence: during my lifetime it was made illegal to rape your wife and drunkenness is no longer a valid defense if you raped somebody in Canada. Canadian aboriginal women are now allowed to get divorces and not be total pariahs as a result. A lot of women did a lot of things. These are inarguable facts. They're not statistics that can be interpreted one way or another; if a law went in saying you couldn't rape your wife, the odds are pretty good that at least one wife got raped, and probably a large number of wives, large enough to convince a masculine dominated government that it really was a problem. (No, I'm not going to go off on the idea that "If women ran the world..." because that's a crock. It'd be just as screwed up, only differently.) I have a better grasp now of what it's like to be an average woman, from having read the case studies and the historical material, and an average woman in Canada is not in an enviable position. If she has kids it'll still damage her career. If she goes into the fastest growing industry, high tech, she'll probably end up in a teeshirt and jeans and half-forget she's female. She will still make less money, have much more trouble attaining high rank, and probably be significantly sexually harrassed at some point. It disturbs me to be making these generalizations for two reasons. First, the generalizations suggest such horrible things that the mind wants to brush it off as grossly inaccurate: like in Neal Stephenson's Zodiac where he tells his partner "this is two and a half times the legal limit" knowing his partner can grasp and get upset about that, where the truth is "one hundred thousand times the legal limit" -- a figure so large that the mind wants to dismiss it as highly unlikely at best, therefore invalid. The other reason is, well, is this news? So another person went and learned that half the world has it worse than the other half. How big a hill of beans does this amount to? Posted by at March 29, 2000 05:57 AM
Tacos and beer are good.
Tacos and beer are good. Macs are good, PCs have their place. The primary unique quality that my G4, Marlowe, has, is that it belongs to me. That makes it pretty damned rare right off the bat. In fact, it is the only G4 in the known universe that belongs to me. Definitely not more of the same. I have to agree about corporate-net-communities -- even though I will be spending April building a virtual art gallery based on the artistic community at the Aberdeen Cultural Centre, and artwork will be sold through that gallery. If it turns into a bona-fide net community, great, if not, at least the works are being catalogued and recorded. But it's not like I'm trying to sell life-revolutionizing pantyhose. Posted by at March 29, 2000 05:29 AM
Respect eludes Net media That's
That's a change from a couple of years ago when I could send email to the Senior Editor at Tor Books and have them courier me an entire Robert Sheckley series plus bags of contact information and catalogs. But then again, when I was at Computerpages, which is an itty-bitty free computer paper in Eugene, Oregon, Caere Corp. couriered me OmniPage Pro with, again, bags of contact info and catalogs. I wonder if it's harder now to get review copies of material -- which would be a pretty major shift, since I can't think of a time in my ... 13 or so years media experience where I had trouble getting recognized as a legitimate reporter-type, regardless of how rinky-dink my media outlet. Posted by at March 29, 2000 05:24 AM
IT: Cybersquatter changes name to Oxford University
IT: Cybersquatter changes name to Oxford University
Posted by at March 29, 2000 05:16 AM March 28, 2000
Is it an invisible G4?
Is it an invisible G4? If not, then I am not impressed, because it just more of the same. But, my real problem today is I can't stop thinking about door knobs. Does anyone else find it nauseating when a company builds a community in order to sell something? It's even worse when the people who join the community begin to evangelize the company's products. There's no reason to sell ourselves short, form your own communities, base the community on a real vision and let the companies slug it out trying to meet our expectations, instead of telling us what we need. Or we could have yet another Mac vs PC discussion. Whatever makes you happy. I'm going out for tacos and beer. Later. Posted by at March 28, 2000 08:46 PM
Don Norman
Don Norman: I'm a technology enthusiast annoyed by unnecessary complexity of today's products. My goal is to humanize technology, to make it disappear from sight, replaced by a human-centered, activity-based family of information appliances. Easy to learn, easy to use. Powerful, enjoyable.
Bumped into a reference to Norman's book "The Inivisible Compuer" today. Order a copy and learn why he thinks PC's are doomed. From what I can gather it has to do with being able to figure out which side of the door has hinges based on the location of the doorknob. I will let you know more after my copy arrives from bn.com. Posted by at March 28, 2000 01:37 PM
Apple's Darwin Evolves (wired.com)
Apple's Darwin Evolves (wired.com): Apple is putting the finishing touches on a new operating system that for the first time in the company's history will run natively on Intel-based systems.
But don't get too excited, doesn't sound like MacOS X will be showing up on Celerons anytime soon. Posted by at March 28, 2000 07:32 AM
Blogger permanent links
Blogger permanent links We added a bookmark link on the by line of each Moonfarmer entry.
Posted by at March 28, 2000 06:43 AM
iMac Hack (techweb.com)
iMac Hack (techweb.com) If you simply remove all the electronics from an iMac the pretty case makes a great aquarium.(As long as you don't mind blueberry tinted goldfish.)
Posted by at March 28, 2000 06:07 AM March 27, 2000
225 years ago (1775), Samuel
225 years ago (1775), Samuel Johnson delivers a harsh opinion of the late poet Thomas Gray: "Sir, he was dull in company, dull in his closet, dull every where. He was dull in a new way, and that made people think him GREAT." 59 years ago (1941), Virginia Woolf, 59, ends her life by walking into the RiverOuse. She leaves a note for Leonard: "I have a feeling I shall go mad. I cannot go on longer in these terrible times. I hear voices and cannot concentrate on my work. I have fought against it but cannot fight any longer. I owe all my happiness to you but cannot go on and spoil your life." Posted by at March 27, 2000 04:33 PM
Bush Against Condom Tax Exemption (yahoo.com)
Bush Against Condom Tax Exemption (yahoo.com) Here's one of the many reasons I will not support Republicans. Because they believe it is okay to use the government (taxes, regulations, laws) to control the social behavior of people. This is even contrary to the conservative mantra about less government.
I believe it is the government's job to protect the freedom of people and not to restrict it. Posted by at March 27, 2000 07:50 AM
Frontier refines C-based synthesis tool (eetimes.com)
Frontier refines C-based synthesis tool (eetimes.com) Just in case you were distracted for a second and forget that hardware is becoming software.
Posted by at March 27, 2000 07:27 AM
Several new single-molecule magnets discovered (EurekAlert!)
Several new single-molecule magnets discovered (EurekAlert!) That's 30,000 billion bits (30 terabits) into one square inch. How does the nature of the connected world change when you have basically free and unlimited storage on every node? I better start erasing stuff I don't won't to go on the permanent record now. I think the days when something can be erased are coming to an end. Data will now be lost not by losing energy to it's magnetic media, but lost among the innumerable data caches, only to be found and lost again and again as needed. Knowledge both good and bad will now be recorded forever. Imagine a future when the data-archeologists have to dig up the facts from too much data instead of too little data.
Posted by at March 27, 2000 06:56 AM
ASIS Security News and Information: Media Resources Center: 1999 Intellectual Property Loss Report
ASIS Security News and Information: Media Resources Center: 1999 Intellectual Property Loss Report
Posted by at March 27, 2000 06:19 AM March 26, 2000
American Beauty Wins Oscar
American Beauty Wins Oscar During my third viewing of American Beauty, near the end my friend says, "Is something bad going to happen?" "No darling something beautiful is going to happen."
You are happy aren't you? Posted by at March 26, 2000 10:06 PM
From WBEZ in Chicago | This American Life
From WBEZ in Chicago | This American Life If you aren't already a fan, then go listen.
Posted by at March 26, 2000 09:47 PM
Mysterious Gamma Ray Sources Found in Milky Way
Mysterious Gamma Ray Sources Found in Milky Way: ``It's like if you're looking at some bright lights or the Sun, and someone is shining a flashlight at you, you can't see the flashlight unless you put on some sunglasses to block out the glare,'' said astrophysicist Lynn Cominsky of Sonoma State University, who was a commentator at the NASA briefing.
Sonoma State University is where I got my BA. Posted by at March 26, 2000 08:44 PM
"I told you not to
"I told you not to drink all those Frescas before leaving the house."
Posted by at March 26, 2000 08:22 PM
Look on my Works, ye
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despairKOMO TV News - Kingdome Is History! I saw it live on teevee this morning. I feel sorry for the people who designed, engineered and built the kingdome. It only survived a fraction of the time it could have if luxury boxes weren't suddenly necessary. They built something to last generations and with only a few well placed explosive charges nothing but a pile of rubble and a dust cloud remain. Now a single generation can recall both the rise and the fall of a palace for the people's game.Posted by at March 26, 2000 02:01 PM March 25, 2000
I don't know about you,
I don't know about you, but if I pump for a whole year, every day, for 30 minutes a day, and ONLY gain 1/2" - 1", I'd be quite upset. This simply is not worth your time or money if you are looking to enlarge your penis. Posted by at March 25, 2000 07:30 PM
"Just because some of us
"Just because some of us can read and write and do a little math, that doesn't mean we deserve to conquer the Universe."Kurt Vonnegut, Hocus Pocus Posted by at March 25, 2000 12:59 PM
Tip of the Dot-Com Backlash? (wired.com)
Tip of the Dot-Com Backlash? (wired.com) I would be more impressed if they didn't have their own dot-com, used spray paint instead of stickers, and especially if they weren't dot-com workers themselves. Personally, I consider myself part of the much more oddball dot-org crowd. I would join the dot-sucks crowd (A Ralph Nader Plan That 'Sucks' ) but I have a feeling that's going to be too popular for my sensibilities.
Posted by at March 25, 2000 09:51 AM
www.perl.com - POD is not Literate Programming
www.perl.com - POD is not Literate Programming
Imagine sitting down with a thick book from the lastest best selling software release. You would think literate programming should go hand in hand with the idea of open source software. The problem is it would take longer to write a literate program then it takes to crank out a few lines of code and maybe a comment or two. Anyway, if you are serious about writing software then you should know more about Donald E. Knuth. Posted by at March 25, 2000 08:33 AM March 24, 2000
Williams College Double Soap Bubbles
Williams College Double Soap Bubbles: In 1995 the special case of two equal bubbles was heralded as a major breakthrough when proved with the help of a computer by Hass, Hutchings, and Schlafly. The new general case involves more possibilities than computers can now handle. The new proof uses only ideas, pencil, and paper.
I knew there was a reason I like blowing bubbles at the summer picnic. Posted by at March 24, 2000 06:24 AM
BusinessWeek ebiz: "Being a Dot-Com In and Of Itself Is Not a Strategic Advantage"
BusinessWeek ebiz: "Being a Dot-Com In and Of Itself Is Not a Strategic Advantage"
Posted by at March 24, 2000 05:36 AM
Constructor I set this on
I set this on worm mode and turned gravity off. It's now oscillating in my browser window and consuming a huge amount of my CPU cycles. It's unnerving -- despite that it's a very basic line drawing I keep expecting it to look at me and blink. Posted by at March 24, 2000 05:18 AM
Hey Shad, you could go work for Blogger...
Hey Shad, you could go work for Blogger... -- if I was in the general vicinity I would go be their coffee-girl assistant, and bedamned Ken.
Posted by at March 24, 2000 05:08 AM
"Peters, 41, stunned co-workers by
"Peters, 41, stunned co-workers by resigning from his job as vice president of Microsoft's Office division in 1998 to go bowling." This is for real, but it sounds like a movie or maybe a Dukes of Hazzard episode. The bowlers are broke so the rich but talentless weasels come in and try to buy it out, so the bowlers have to raise five million dollars by sundown or Grandma stays in the evil seniors home and Ted Knight gets to park his Audi wherever he wants. Posted by at March 24, 2000 05:05 AM March 23, 2000
Yahoo - Tech Execs Buying Bowling League
Yahoo - Tech Execs Buying Bowling League I have heard this story twice on NPR morning edition. I think $5M is a reasonable price for an entire league.
Posted by at March 23, 2000 11:12 PM
I watched because of
I watched because of the fast red car. Really.
Posted by at March 23, 2000 10:27 PM
Netpliance Zaps Cheap PC Buzz (Wired)
Netpliance Zaps Cheap PC Buzz (Wired): "I-opener Internet appliances shipped after March 20, 2000 can no longer be reconfigured in the manner described in recent reports. Modification of the i-opener in any way is in violation of our terms and conditions."
Considering the buzz you would think Netpliance could have come up with a more creative response. There's already two "hackable" iOpener's on ebay, plus a ready to install HD. Posted by at March 23, 2000 09:41 PM
I'm watching Magnum P.I., because
I'm watching Magnum P.I., because it's still good.
Posted by at March 23, 2000 02:24 PM
I had cold half-beef half-chicken
I had cold half-beef half-chicken shawarma and hummus and rice for breakfast. The baklawa was an appetizer.
Posted by at March 23, 2000 08:21 AM
Godzilla vs. Tamagotchi Go ahead,
Go ahead, take a five minute break. Posted by at March 23, 2000 08:18 AM
NetAuthor's E2K Anotherealm A Zine
Anotherealm A Zine of short speculative fiction - New stories twice weekly You Can't Be Serious Publications Word On Fiction - An Ezine for Freelance Creative Writing Machinima.com - Real time 3D film making for the next millenium. Reason magazine -- March 2000, Copy Catfight by Jesse Walker Posted by at March 23, 2000 07:26 AM March 22, 2000
I fixed a bug today
I fixed a bug today and that's one of the many things about being a programmer that makes me happy. Now, I am tired and must go to bed. I hope I dream about bug fixing. Good night.
Posted by at March 22, 2000 09:34 PM
I didn't watch Oprah. I've
I didn't watch Oprah. I've seen Oprah and I don't really need to do it again. To clarify: the fridge committee is real. That was real email that was coming into my real inbox at my real job. Fortunately I get to spend April at home. Posted by at March 22, 2000 03:48 PM
My Boot
My BootIn particular, note "what the fuck?" and his collection of weirdshit movie parodies available on the web.
Posted by at March 22, 2000 02:44 PM
PETA says 'Drink beer, not milk' -- MADD says 'Excuse me?'
PETA says 'Drink beer, not milk' -- MADD says 'Excuse me?'
Posted by at March 22, 2000 01:43 PM
Oprah's Book Club
Oprah's Book Club I have this sudden desire to watch Oprah. Strange.
Posted by at March 22, 2000 10:54 AM
Joie de Vivre - contemporary art:
Joie de Vivre - contemporary art: Take advantage of Our Special Spring Promotion - Until April 31st - free shipping on your purchases!
Posted by at March 22, 2000 08:27 AM
The latest e-trend: the ASP - (CNNfn Mar. 21 , 2000)
The latest e-trend: the ASP - (CNNfn Mar. 21 , 2000) Once the always-on internet connection is common place then applications will begin to depend on the connection. And it will not matter where the application is actually stored. The always on, anywhere, anytime connection will descrease the significance of any particular node in the net as they all form together into a singular abstraction. It's already starting, you can see the event horizon of the always on blackhole beginning to compress the sprawling Net into a tangled Knot. The ASP, the MP3 servers, the free drive-space, weblogs, etc.
Luckily, I am safe behind my 24K BPS modem connection. Buzz-click-Whine-Scrreeee. Posted by at March 22, 2000 08:16 AM
Hundreds Rally Against Paramount's 'Dr. Laura' Show (Reuters/Yahoo)
Hundreds Rally Against Paramount's 'Dr. Laura' Show (Reuters/Yahoo) I just don't understand why it is still acceptable to be less tolerant towards gay people. Is it just a simple need for people to find fault in others to secure their own self esteem? Imagine how much better you would feel if you had high self esteem without needing to find fault in any other person. The measure of your own value would not depend on the actions of others but on our own actions.
Posted by at March 22, 2000 07:40 AM
My boss just told me
My boss just told me to stay home and watch Oprah.
Posted by at March 22, 2000 07:26 AM March 21, 2000
I admit it, I always
I admit it, I always rooted for the Coyote. But, the question is does the Coyote fall because he understands gravity as the Roadrunner floats in ignorant mid-air bliss? Alternatively, is it that the Roadrunner knows about gravity and decides to ignore it. The Coyote who is after all a genius and engineering mastermind finds himself trapped in reality. Meanwhile the Roadrunner defies reality on a whim, running faster than physically possible, hanging in mid-air and directly changing reality with quickly drawn train tunnels and manholes. It now occurs to me that I never liked the Roadrunner exactly for this reason. The birdbrain refuses to accept reality and never faces the consequences. Yes I know, the Coyote survives impossible falls, but after all, it is just a cartoon. Of course, maybe the Coyote is just being a coyote while the Roadrunner is just being a roadrunner. Personally, I think I am gonna go out tonight for a Roadrunner, err chicken taco and beer and I will toast the Coyote.
Posted by at March 21, 2000 07:21 PM
64-Bit Clean Code: Are You Ready? (Software Development, April 2000)
64-Bit Clean Code: Are You Ready? (Software Development, April 2000) I am, are you?
Posted by at March 21, 2000 08:04 AM
Even the fridges have their
Even the fridges have their own committee ...First email:
Second email: On the subject of the 7th floor fridge, given that it is being used by dozens of employees, may I suggest that those of you who carry your lunch to work in a 'thermal' type bag please remove your lunch from the bag before putting it in the fridge.... these bags are very large and take up precious space in the small fridge.... Third email: Comment on the use of "thermal type bags": These thermal bags people use ensure drippings are not left in the fridge for somebody else to wipe, they end up in its respective bag instead. Also, it also ensures people don't forget part of their lunches in the fridge. If everybody had some type of lunch bag, maybe the fridge would not smell so much. Posted by at March 21, 2000 07:36 AM
i find it amusing when
i find it amusing when someone posts a note on usenet giving their opinion but finishes off with, "let's please move this discussion to a more appropriate place since it does not belong in comp.blah.blah." oh, and what is it with people who only use lower case and really narrow columns?
Posted by at March 21, 2000 07:30 AM
Look Lancelot, over the hill, a Coleco Adam!
Look Lancelot, over the hill, a Coleco Adam!
Posted by at March 21, 2000 05:18 AM
Find intelligent life forms from the convenience of your toilet
Find intelligent life forms from the convenience of your toilet
Posted by at March 21, 2000 05:08 AM March 20, 2000
Bell Labs scientists demonstrate first long-distance triple-terabit transmission
Bell Labs scientists demonstrate first long-distance triple-terabit transmission Big pipes!
The price per bit of storage and connection drops to almost nothing. Forget it, you have no idea what it means, you don't know what it will bring. A world swarming with data bits swirling in and out of connections. An atmosphere of bits breathed in and exhaled directly by the biological. Parallel and splintered consciousness in the new reality. Forget the virtual, reality is about to be ripped to pieces and reassembled revealing the secret universe hidden by limited senses. Stare into the dawn with open arms and get ready to embrace the ocean, because the tsunami is already on it's way. I just want a few good acres of lunar soil, the simple life. Posted by at March 20, 2000 11:00 PM
I have decided to deprecate
I have decided to deprecate myself, this means you can still use me, but there's no guarantee I will be present in future versions.
Posted by at March 20, 2000 10:04 PM
BLOGGER
BLOGGER The minute something cool is noticed, it's the beginning of the end. The trouble is popularity creates a force downwards as the masses pull the object-du-jour into the pit of averageness. Popularity is like a virus that breeds by catering to every whim of the popular voice. It takes the not often found ability to shrug off fame in lieu of continuing towards success. These are the times to take a solid look in the mirror and say out loud and with pride, "I am nothing but a geek." There's nothing more pure than a late night success when there's no one to notice or even care. You sleep with the solid knowledge it can be done again tomorrow.
Posted by at March 20, 2000 09:16 PM
AWAD Kulturkampf
AWAD Kulturkampf: The German language's affinity for sesquipedalians once led Mark Twain to quip, "Some German words are so long that they have a perspective."
Technologiekampf - A conflict between marketing and engineering authorities. The struggle to allow the freedom to innovate technology against those trying to protect their position by stifling the competition. Posted by at March 20, 2000 07:48 AM
Slashdot:
Slashdot: British publisher Tony Faber is offering a cool million bucks to the first would-be math head to prove the infamous Goldbach conjecture
Now I know it's a new gilded age. Posted by at March 20, 2000 07:36 AM
IBM
IBM: The 7,200 rpm Deskstar 75GXP for desktop computers holds a whopping 75-gigabytes (GB) of data, more than 10 times the capacity of drives found in the average home PC.
Trying spinning yourself around at 7,200 rotations per minute. Spin, spin and fall down. Posted by at March 20, 2000 07:21 AM
Stupid AOL, we never should've left you in charge
Stupid AOL, we never should've left you in charge
Posted by at March 20, 2000 05:12 AM March 19, 2000
J.D. Salinger "Bananafish" Home
J.D. Salinger "Bananafish" Home I am already stuck in the bananafish hole. bummer.
Posted by at March 19, 2000 08:09 PM
The Invisible Poor (nytimes.com 3/19/2000)
The Invisible Poor (nytimes.com 3/19/2000) And there is also the distance caused by politics in the deepest sense. "There is a historical puzzle to work out," says Michael Sandel, a professor of government at Harvard. "Today's accumulation of enormous wealth is unparalleled since the last Gilded Age. But the Gilded Age of a century ago brought in its wake a wave of progressive reform and public investment -- in parks, libraries, schools, and municipal projects. Today's gilded age, by contrast, hasn't generated any comparable resolve to ease the effects of inequality by strengthening public institutions."
Where can I find some gilding? Posted by at March 19, 2000 07:56 PM
Seventeen Online - Slumber Party Central (Geek Chic)
Seventeen Online - Slumber Party Central (Geek Chic) Exquisite Corpse - Stream-of-consciousness Storytelling - Book Bonding. Now that is geek chic.
Posted by at March 19, 2000 07:32 PM
If I wanted to change
If I wanted to change the world, I would start by changing myself. If I can't get myself to do the right thing, then I might as well forget about anyone else. Tomorrow, I will change the world.
Posted by at March 19, 2000 07:14 PM
everybody knows you fight
![]() everybody knows you fight the good fight, everybody knows you walk in the light, everybody knows you are a holy knight, everybody knows you slay dragons. everybody knows.
Posted by at March 19, 2000 03:02 AM March 18, 2000
The Salt Lake Tribune -- A Geek-Speak Glossary for the E-Age
The Salt Lake Tribune -- A Geek-Speak Glossary for the E-Age ...Convergence will also soon replace "synergy" as the smart word people use to defend dumb decisions: "A toaster that hooks up to the Internet! It's convergence!"
I think he is making fun on the new e-Paradigm. Plus, he is still putting hyphens in the word email. But maybe that's still geeky and not geek chic yet. I dunno. Posted by at March 18, 2000 11:39 PM
The Mark I Guy Duguay
The Mark I Guy Duguay Virtual Gallery as designed by yours truly is now online. It won't officially launch until mid-April as I need to shake the bugs out, but go wander around and let me know what you think.
Posted by at March 18, 2000 08:18 PM
BYTE Magazine - September 1997 / Web Project / HTML NNTP = Groupware
BYTE Magazine - September 1997 / Web Project / HTML NNTP = Groupware After playing with free-conversant.com, I typed "nntp create private newsgroup" into google.com out popped this article.
Jon Udell published a whole book on Practical Internet GroupWare. Posted by at March 18, 2000 10:26 AM
Technology could help wireless
Posted by at March 18, 2000 05:22 AM March 17, 2000
So, who isn't a millionaire?
So, who isn't a millionaire? While having conversation and dinner with some recent compsci college graduates, it occurred to me that everybody at the table (about 12 of us) fully expected to be millionaires and independently wealthy long before standard retirement ages. This has lead to a strange anxiety about success in our jobs, because everyone at least subconsciously knows the golden goose will not be laying eggs forever. So, everyone works at least 12 hours a day and often longer, everyone worries constantly about recognition of their contribution, and they are always half looking for another job that will short cut them into the stock option club. We all know the grunt programmers working at some recent IPO aren't working any harder then us, we know they aren't any smarter then us, so it's just a matter being lucky enough to be there at the right moment. Never mind the vast majority of people are worried about having enough money for rent and car payments.
Personally, I am thinking of just quitting and getting a job at 7-11 (night shift preferably). Posted by at March 17, 2000 04:26 PM
Those who write against vanity
Those who write against vanity want the glory of having written well, and their readers the glory of reading well, and I who write this have the same desire, as perhaps those who read this have also. -Blaise Pascal (1623-1662)
Posted by at March 17, 2000 03:58 PM March 16, 2000
Grass. Carl Sandburg. Modern American Poetry
Grass. Carl Sandburg. Modern American Poetry
PILE the bodies high at Austerlitz and Waterloo. Shovel them under and let me work I am the grass; I cover all.And pile them high at Gettysburg And pile them high at Ypres and Verdun. Shovel them under and let me work. Two years, ten years, and passengers ask the conductor: What place is this? Where are we now?I am the grass. Let me work. Posted by at March 16, 2000 07:29 AM March 15, 2000
Wednesday Update: Sammy and Salad.
Wednesday Update: Sammy and Salad. I had a lot of docs to read from work tonight. I know more then I did yesterday. A note from Seth that reminds me people can't read my mind, go figure. One call from the road. Spin, spin and fall down.
Posted by at March 15, 2000 11:34 PM
Conversant
Conversant Check below for an update on my notes on Conversant!. There's also information on how to access the Moonfarmer conversant experiment.
Posted by at March 15, 2000 11:23 PM
fpgacpu.org
fpgacpu.org
The purpose of this web site is to explain and promote the design and implementation of FPGA-based CPUs and integrated systems-on-a-chip. The design and implementation of a system-on-a-chip including a RISC processor is detailed in a three part series in Circuit Cellar. I remember the Circuit Cellar when it was just a column in a now defunct magazine. Posted by at March 15, 2000 06:00 PM
Wednesday afternoon, 2:45pm my time:
Wednesday afternoon, 2:45pm my time: I stink and I want to go home.
Posted by at March 15, 2000 11:46 AM
Online Education to Be Free
Online Education to Be Free -- and to that I also say "Good!" Dream big dreams, Michael Saylor, 'cause you've got the bucks to make 'em real. Posted by at March 15, 2000 09:35 AM
A Call for Sharing of
A Call for Sharing of Research Causes Gene Stocks to Plunge -- to which I say "Good!". It's not new technology that'll fuck over humanity, it's old-style survivalist "must corner the entire food market for my tribe" that'll do it. Smithers, release the hounds. Posted by at March 15, 2000 09:32 AM
Correction: Conversant! - is NOT
Correction: Conversant! - is NOT another weblog tool (or is it?). Like editthispage.com there's definitely something innovative going on here. You might use Conversant to publish a website. You can submit the HTML for your pages right through your browser (or through email or your news software), make sure you like how it looks in the browser, and then publish it to a URL in your site. Heres a moonfarmer conversant experiment. Go there create an account and then access the conversation using your news client (the server is free-conversant.com). It took me about 3 minutes to get it working in outlook express. So, Conversant! is a web based groupware application, that lets you do cool things with HTML, NNTP, (and email?). I'll take a closer look later this week. For now, go take a look for yrself. Original unprecise annotation: Conversant - another weblog tool. It fits into the same class as editthispage.com. I like the blogger model of exporting the web page to the user's server. Nytimes.com article on Oxford English Dictionary on Web only $550/year for online access to oed! At least the word of the day is free. Online Education to Be Free (washingtonpost.com) "Ivy League-quality" education no less. Why build something new? There's already quality education it just isn't accessible online. Use the money to create a connected classroom model that works, then upgrade the existing institutions. Posted by at March 15, 2000 07:18 AM
Tuesday update: Thai chicken with
Tuesday update: Thai chicken with extra hot sauce in a whole wheat wrap. A short discussion about the use of thee and thou in email. A good review. No pages. No calls. No scrabble. I've had better Tuesdays. A problem with my primary pop account, not clearing the messages from the server, I received the same 20 emails 8 times before I noticed. Do you send an email to support when you know the email system is the problem? I think I will just go to sleep instead. Going to sleep didn't work, the email is still not working this morning.
Posted by at March 15, 2000 01:36 AM March 14, 2000
All four volumes of
Posted by at March 14, 2000 09:12 PM
What do I think? Speaking
What do I think? Speaking for myself, I think there's too many Naked-in-the-Dawn-Sunlight Cams already on the internet.
Posted by at March 14, 2000 01:47 PM
ZDNet: News: Rumors and Comment:
ZDNet: News: Rumors and Comment: Intel's 'misplaced' PC giveaway What do you think, Shad? Agree with the conspiracyheads over there who say Intel wants to use these PCs to monitor what you do while you're naked in the dawn sunlight? Posted by at March 14, 2000 10:52 AM
ZDNN: Quickpoll: Sun's tech chief
The answers are "yes" or "no" -- seems a tad simplistic to me. Posted by at March 14, 2000 10:31 AM
Your signature is number 00050565
Your signature is number 00050565
Posted by at March 14, 2000 09:05 AM
IA-64 ISA Guide - Table of Contents
IA-64 ISA Guide - Table of Contents
Posted by at March 14, 2000 07:46 AM
Cora Research Paper Search
Cora Research Paper Search via memepool
Look what the arachnids dug up today. Now and then you step into a sink hole while wading through the ankle deep info glut. Try not to drown. Posted by at March 14, 2000 07:31 AM
Xilinx and GoAhead team on software for Net-programmable chips (3/13/2000)
Xilinx and GoAhead team on software for Net-programmable chips (3/13/2000)
Another example of making software and hardware less distinguishable. It is definitely an interesting addition to the nooks and crannies of the world-wide-web. Completely automated upgrade of hardware via the internet, now that is sci-fi. " One of the things our clients tell us is that the more humans get involved, the more problems there are... " Do you feel it coming, the wave of automation? We have already lost control of your operating system, it's myriad parts all needing constant upgrades. Soon your system won't even bother to ask permission to be upgraded (like my ReplayTV) it will just upgrade itself, software and hardware. This is not a bad thing. We just need to prepare ourselves for the everywhere and anytime internet. Connected? We only have the faintest idea of what it will mean to be really connected. Posted by at March 14, 2000 07:22 AM March 13, 2000
Monday update: Morning team meeting
Monday update: Morning team meeting quickly finished. Meatloaf (ERGH). Did an interview for our developer position. Text page received 19:17, did cancel all dinners, so we are going to revolt!! We are all going home now! Apple flavor Jolly Rancher. Un-returned Voice mail, Hi, just called to say hi, so, umm, hi said I. A Popsicle before bed.
Posted by at March 13, 2000 11:37 PM
WHAT IS VERY 2000? XML,
WHAT IS VERY 2000?
Send me your Very 2000 items and I will add them to the list. Posted by at March 13, 2000 11:13 PM
A word A Day
A word A Day vicissitude One of the sudden or unexpected changes or shifts often encountered in one's life, activities, or surroundings
Posted by at March 13, 2000 10:41 PM
Computer: Table of Contents: March 2000
Computer: Table of Contents: March 2000
Of course you have to be a member to actually read any of these arcticles. I can read these articles for free in the library at work, but what the hell I can afford to support juicy stuff like "The Koala Component Model for Consumer Electronics Software." Chew on this tidbit, HP's Aries emulator combines fast code interpretation with dynamic translation to execute PA-RISC apps transparently and accurately on IA-64 systems running HP-UX. Posted by at March 13, 2000 09:45 PM
Kerouac on technique
Kerouac on technique
Posted by at March 13, 2000 08:54 PM
A curmudgeon has a link
A curmudgeon has a link to the Word Police Academy from the Alantic Monthly.
There's a picture of me on their ten most wanted list. Posted by at March 13, 2000 08:43 PM
Fool.com talks about Life After
Fool.com talks about Life After Cable
I should disconnect my cable too, but then I would probably just spend even more time online. I can't say if that would be better or not. Posted by at March 13, 2000 04:46 PM
Another nytimes.com article Shape-Shifting Robots
Another nytimes.com article Shape-Shifting Robots From Xerox spotted at ddj.com.
How come I don't have cool job doing research on robots? Posted by at March 13, 2000 12:04 PM
FORTUNE.com 3.6.2000: The Capitalist Century:
FORTUNE.com 3.6.2000: The Capitalist Century: Design for the Digital Revolution is the other big Bill Joy article right now -- relatively apolitical and shows reasonable sense, so there's not much comment I have on it. I'll be picking up this month's Wired, much as it galls me, to read his apocalypses, but right up front I've got to say: you can't expect human beings to abandon short-term gee-whiz against long-term probability of disaster. People are graphically stupid and it usually takes something really horrible, frequently more than one something, to make them stop. It may be that as he says, the US stopped working on biological weapons (or, at least, they say they did) -- but that's no surety that there aren't little clumps of evil out there doing it just the same. I firmly believe there are clandestine cloning camps all over the goddamn place -- there are things in heaven and earth, Bill Joy, undreamt of in the "just say no" philosophy. "Just say no" is a cop-out, too, as much a cop-out as a vow of silence or vow of chastity or any other abstentious vow. It's easy to self-deny compared to how difficult it is to learn to use the tools humanely. Technology will continue to evolve. Pretending we can stop it is dangerous foolishness. What's more important is to become better human beings, that what we create is more humane -- not merely more human. Posted by at March 13, 2000 10:26 AM
Ms. Stella-Maris Zola Gule-LéJohn has a
Ms. Stella-Maris Zola Gule-LéJohn has a wonderful name.
Posted by at March 13, 2000 08:45 AM
STATUS of WOMEN CANADA -
STATUS of WOMEN CANADA - News Releases Shad asked me if violence against women is as bad in Canada as it is in the US. Since I'm working for Status of Women Canada (but speaking only for myself and Hypercube Industries of course) I'm in a position to look at the info and say, "Well kids, it ain't pretty." Posted by at March 13, 2000 08:05 AM
BTW, our first request for
BTW, our first request for IE was denied. The Government of Canada is Netscape only. Apparently they expected the public to also be Netscape only... and have exactly the same setup as they do, vis my notes on the Budget 2000 web site.
Posted by at March 13, 2000 07:53 AM
Heard while walking out of
Heard while walking out of the cinema after watching the movie Magnolia for the second time. "But why did it rain frogs?" and the answer, "People would have been upset if it had been cats and dogs." My answer is that sometimes not even a big fat toads falling from the sky can make us stop thinking about ourselves. If we don't notice the amphibian downpour, what other miracles have we missed? * * * Weekend update: No late night apple pie, one really bad movie (Mission to Mars, go rent 2001 or Apollo 13 instead). Notable encounter while drinking coronas with lime and listening to karoke, a women smiled at me and said, "life is good." Good vs. Evil on SciFi channel, its first time I got to see a few of these shows and they are definite ReplayTV guaranteed recordings. Take out Garlic Chicken on Sunday night. Posted by at March 13, 2000 07:50 AM
...in late breaking news, I
...in late breaking news, I am now OFFICIALLY AUTHORIZED to download IE 5 so I can test my web pages at work. IT guy Mike says, "I realize it can be hard to adjust to a centralized authority..." No shit, IT guy Mike. We actually had to apply for authorization to put IE on our machines. That's free software. I don't think I'm even authorized to install the sucker. Just download it so Mike can install it. Wait until they find out I installed perl on the box. I'll probably get fired.
Posted by at March 13, 2000 07:49 AM
A nytimes.com article about an
A nytimes.com article about an upcoming story in wired Technologist Gives His Peers a Dark Warning
Bill Joy would like us to take a moment and really think about what comes next. He is worried about potentially dangerous technology. These technologies that are being unlocked primarily due to the ever increasing power of the computer, something Bill has been pushing for twenty years. It's like the locksmith saying here's the keys, but I wouldn't actually recommend you unlock any doors with it. Technology is a brute force survival drive that will risk everthing in return for a little evolution. The high priests lost control and now the masses with their desktop supercomputers are decoding The Word of God. The truth is we don't know where it's going to take us, we don't know what is going to happen and that makes us afraid. You don't have to be afraid, because the new religion is the genome, the nano, and the bot. Let's decode life, transform creation, and make them in our own image. I am not scared, I know the other side is going to be better a place. A place with farms on the moon. Posted by at March 13, 2000 07:07 AM
Dan Zen | Grim Reaper's
Dan Zen | Grim Reaper's Age Guesser was off by quite a mark for me, but my mom says I was born 40. I've been getting more immature ever since, but don't tell her that. Posted by at March 13, 2000 06:23 AM
Adult Of The Week Friday,
Friday, February 18: Irv Bos Vice President of the Holland, MI chapter of the American Family Association For an account of his conversion to the anti-pornography cause. As his story goes, he was a child hiding in his father's barn and reading the "good parts" of an adult paperback, when a lightning bolt came down from the heavens and hit the barn, burning it to the ground. Of his decision to tell the story, Bos said, "My goal in this entire thing is to educate the public." Posted by at March 13, 2000 05:32 AM
Amazon.com: An Open Letter from
Amazon.com: An Open Letter from Jeff Bezos Amazon is really emblematic of the whole Internet Bubble. Here we have a company with no physical outlets but a huge amount of inventory, that's lost hundreds of millions (is it billions and billions now?) of dollars trying to establish primacy on the "playing field" (where I'd argue that's the wrong metaphor entirely -- the net is fluid, and while more money can build you a bigger boat, it better be a fast one too, because they all leak) without regularly turning a profit (though they did finally manage a bit of one) and while still raking in the investments hand over fist. Now Jeff is calling for patent reform, because he shouldn't've been allowed to patent one click shopping and in a just world, he wouldn't have to beat his competition about the head and face with his patent stick. Wouldn't the most eloquent case for patent reform involve some statement about how much money it cost them to develop the model, how justified they are in having it, and how much they'd lose if they surrendered it -- err, wait, I'm talking about amazon and profits. Silly me. The thing I find most peculiar is how open Jeff's being about how inappropriate he thinks it is that he has patents that he doesn't think should've been granted. Do anti-fraud laws not apply if your market share is virtually big enough? Posted by at March 13, 2000 05:28 AM March 12, 2000
Fake Explosive Found on Jet
Fake Explosive Found on Jet
I fly on Alaska out of Sea-Tac all the time. This story is more amusing than scary, I would have been more upset by the U-turn. Posted by at March 12, 2000 09:32 PM
"The only people for me
"The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to talk, mad to live, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars and in the middle you see the blue centerlight pop and everybody goes,`Awww.'" (Jack Keroac)
Posted by at March 12, 2000 11:14 AM
Pope in Historic Plea to Pardon Church Sins
Pope in Historic Plea to Pardon Church Sins
It is not easy to ask for forgiveness. Posted by at March 12, 2000 10:59 AM
N.H. House Votes Down Death Penalty
N.H. House Votes Down Death Penalty
I don't understand how people can continue to support the death penalty. It is a national failure that we can't face the issues of violence and crime in our society. We need to admit that killing people will not work and has not worked and face our real problems. Poverty surrounds us and yet we deny it exists, we deny it by blaming the very people caught in the cycle of dependencies and oppression that assures only a few ever escape. Are we so scared we will have to give up our rich lives? There's more than enough to make everyone rich, if you have any doubt go scan the insider trader links on yahoo (linked below). It doesn't wash that these people earned everything they are getting, they are just the priests at the top of the pyramid. At the base of those pyramids are the people who hear the cry of "Dead Man Walking." Posted by at March 12, 2000 12:14 AM March 11, 2000
Yahoo! Insider Trades - MSFT
Yahoo! Insider Trades - MSFT It looks like Paul Allen needed some cash to pay his taxes. I am strangely fascinated with Yahoo's insider trader pages.
Posted by at March 11, 2000 11:24 AM
Sorry, HomeGrocer.comdoes not offer service to your zip code, yet.
Sorry, HomeGrocer.comdoes not offer service to your zip code, yet. I guess this means I have to go to the grocery store this weekend. I find the best time to grocery shop is about 1AM.
Posted by at March 11, 2000 10:47 AM
Blogger has a new look
Blogger has a new look and feel. I tried to add blogger's new Remote Edit beta feature, but it didn't work. After playing with it for awhile, I decided that I didn't really need it and it would just add more crap for people to download. We are what we repeatedly do. Posted by at March 11, 2000 10:40 AM March 10, 2000
Not all presidents elected in
Not all presidents elected in years ending in 0. However, since 1840, only one president-elect has escaped death in office. That would be Ronald Wilson Reagan, god damn Hinckley for being such a lousy shot. "Mommy, I forgot to duck" my Aunt Fanny. I will be drinking a beer when Dubya gets his cheesey texan ass perforated, and I will say "GOOD!"
Posted by at March 10, 2000 05:36 PM
Iridium goes offline one week
Iridium goes offline one week from today. Sixty-six satellites, billions of dollars, and a complete washout. They even have to make plans for removing the satellites from orbit.Not every tech stock is a gold mine :)
Posted by at March 10, 2000 05:33 PM
The Linley Group on the
The Linley Group on the Itanium and IA-64
Posted by at March 10, 2000 07:34 AM March 09, 2000
* PEOPLEBOT -- HUMAN INTERACTION ROBOT *
* PEOPLEBOT -- HUMAN INTERACTION ROBOT *
Programmable by any C/C++ guru, the PeopleBot has the abilities to: must resist tempation... must resist templation... I can't believe I spent that money on an autmoated sprinkler system when I could have gotten one of these. Posted by at March 09, 2000 10:46 PM
why do so many
why do so many weblogs use small fonts? a large font does not take any more bandwidth, so i say use big words.
Posted by at March 09, 2000 09:43 PM
...but with the power of
...but with the power of Saint Dynamite of the Last Stand you can defy even this.
Posted by at March 09, 2000 09:17 PM
"This is a well-designed
"This is a well-designed bar. The colors match, and the music is good. That's all I care about," said Yo Sung-kwan, 25, a design student who was at the bar Monday night. Posted by at March 09, 2000 06:00 PM
That was so much fun
That was so much fun I went and got certified as a Master HTML Programmer. Miller time.
Posted by at March 09, 2000 02:18 PM
I went to brainbench.com and
I went to brainbench.com and got certified as a Project Manager. It was interesting and useful -- the analysis was that my weaknesses are more in not knowing the jargon than in not knowing how to manage properly -- but then again, to talk to the money-weasels you must be able to speak their language. Posted by at March 09, 2000 01:34 PM
I'm glad Apple got an
I'm glad Apple got an injunction against eMacines and similar ilk who were ripping off the iMac design. I don't mind the Gateway all-in-ones as much as the ones blatantly trying to look like iMacs.
Posted by at March 09, 2000 11:53 AM
Brainbench - The Skills Authority
Brainbench - The Skills Authority A C++ certification exam is free for a short time (other exams are free too). This link is from a thread on comp.lang.c++.moderated about interviews that include aptitude tests for technical skills such as C++. I just repeat continuous improvement ten times to myself every morning, right before I hit the snooze button.
Posted by at March 09, 2000 08:05 AM March 08, 2000
The Charge of the
The Charge of the Light Brigade by Lord Alfred Tennyson When can their glory fade? O the wild charge they made! All the world wondered. Honour the charge they made! Honour the Light Brigade, Noble six hundred! Posted by at March 08, 2000 10:22 PM
For NPR's All Things
Posted by at March 08, 2000 06:12 PM
As if the bullseye
![]() The person sitting next to me, during my second viewing of American Beauty, starts squirming in their seat near the end of the movie, "Is something bad going to happen?" "No honey, something beautiful is going happen..." ![]() Posted by at March 08, 2000 07:17 AM
My brain was numb. It was too early to fight.
My brain was numb. It was too early to fight.
Posted by at March 08, 2000 05:16 AM March 07, 2000
To my initial dismay, it
To my initial dismay, it looks like Dubya's going to get the Republican nomination. I say initial because then I realized that in 2001, it'll be 20 years since an American president got shot. Every 20 years you guys shoot your president. To which I can only say, I hope that pigfucker Dubya gets in. Be a waste to shoot Gore.
Posted by at March 07, 2000 08:46 PM
My address book is already
My address book is already located on Yahoo.
Posted by at March 07, 2000 07:50 PM
Wator is evil, and needs
Wator is evil, and needs to be burned. And did Replay ask you before upgrading? That's awfully obnoxious of it. Another reason to wait for a long time before buying it. We carry our data with us because the internet is run on bailing wire -- it's annoying enough when I can't reach yahoo, what if I can't access my address book because of sunspots?
Posted by at March 07, 2000 04:32 PM
Eetimes.com reports Free downloadable cores
Eetimes.com reports Free downloadable cores pose difficulties, exec says It sounds like a lot of the same complaints people had about GNU/Linux a few years ago. Of course, GNU/Linux had the luck of a well established and open interface (Unix) on which to base the work. Does that sort of standard exist at the processor core level?
Also, another free core European Space Agency launches free Sparc-like core more info at LEON-1 VHDL model Posted by at March 07, 2000 12:47 PM
Intel continues the a-PC-in-every-pot craze.
Intel continues the a-PC-in-every-pot craze. If Ford was to give a car to all its employees, would Intel give a car to all its employees?
Posted by at March 07, 2000 09:22 AM
Dr Dobbs
Dr Dobbs has a link to PATENT SOLVES CHALLENGE OF MOBILE DEVICE CONVERGENCE I've always said we would eventually carry around our personal data in something like a wristwatch (Close But Not Quite There Yet). But, that's wrong, with cheap fast internet-anywhere devices there's no reason to carry around data at all, just leave it at home and access it whenever and from where ever you need it.
Posted by at March 07, 2000 08:02 AM
Michael Geist's Homepage
Michael Geist's Homepage offers an interesting daily newsletter on new net legal maunderings. Often touches material the press doesn't seem interested in, and links to the actions filed, which is what makes it worth reading.
Posted by at March 07, 2000 07:23 AM March 06, 2000
I want to be
I want to be a literate structured extreme programmer. Or maybe I just want to slay a dragon with a few friends. Or maybe I just want to have some more late night apple pie. class Dragon { public: // And the from the void came Puff the Pie eater Dragon();// This dragon likes PIE Crust FeedMe(Pie&); };Or Maybe I just need a hug and kiss. Posted by at March 06, 2000 10:14 PM
I have reliable information that
I have reliable information that Geetee has a brand new scanner. The only question I have, is why hasn't she posted a sketch here to the moon farm?
Posted by at March 06, 2000 11:38 AM
I've had a bowl of
I've had a bowl of oatmeal, a walk through the brisk morning air, and a feeling this will be a good day. All that plus my shirt is bright yellow. The smile is inside and I plan to let it shine.
Posted by at March 06, 2000 07:31 AM
The Freedom-CPU Project
The Freedom-CPU Project Another open source processor that seems to predate the opencores project.
Posted by at March 06, 2000 07:05 AM
Yahoo! Movies: Drowning Mona
Yahoo! Movies: Drowning Mona At about the midpoint of the movie, I started hoping the rest of the characters would drown. The moments of quirky and dark humor can't sustain even the 91 minute showing time. The actors must have sensed the only hope for the movie was going to the limit on the absurdity scale, because they play the characters beyond the limit. Including the relatively normal DeVito character who thinks life should be like it was in old movies. Spend the ticket money on seeing Magnolia a second time and wait for Drowning Mona to appear on cable or dish.
Posted by at March 06, 2000 01:01 AM March 05, 2000
Wator
Wator is a Java Applet demo over at Object Mentor, Inc. There is something mesmerizing about these sorts of simulations. The simple algorithm generates so many pattern variations.
Posted by at March 05, 2000 09:23 PM
ZachsMind
ZachsMind Zach spotted the A Midsummer's Night Dream quote at the bottom of the page. Zach is one of those people with the knack for making it look easy. I will definitely be watching for whatever comes next in ZachLand.
Posted by at March 05, 2000 10:12 AM
Forgiveness and understanding is so
Forgiveness and understanding is so annoying, because you can't hate the haters. I really, really hate that.
Posted by at March 05, 2000 08:42 AM
My ReplayTV downloaded new software
My ReplayTV downloaded new software last night
Posted by at March 05, 2000 07:50 AM
Bob Dylan: Like a Rolling Stone
Bob Dylan: Like a Rolling Stone
How does it feel How does it feel To be on your own With no direction home Like a complete unknown Like a rolling stone? Posted by at March 05, 2000 07:14 AM March 04, 2000
From the Silicon Valley News.
From the Silicon Valley News. Digital scent devices to hit shelves by Christmas, company says I wonder what Quake will smell like.
Posted by at March 04, 2000 11:07 AM March 03, 2000
Have you joined a new
Have you joined a new world-wide-web community this week? If not, then you might want to try going out for a dance instead. Check Anita's Book of Day's for one women's experience with the swing scene in Seattle.
Posted by at March 03, 2000 09:11 PM
Ask Tim -- My Conversation with Jeff Bezos
Ask Tim -- My Conversation with Jeff Bezos O'Reilly talks with the Amazon Chief about patents, the tipping point, and slash and burn development. As aways Scripting News has the best links on the whole patent conversation.
Posted by at March 03, 2000 07:28 PM
NYTimes (free registration) A Governor
NYTimes (free registration) A Governor Would Give Every Student a Laptop "I want Maine to have the most digitally literate society on earth."
Posted by at March 03, 2000 02:00 PM
Poems by Emily Dickinson
Poems by Emily Dickinson
Hope.Hope is a subtle glutton; He feeds upon the fair; And yet, inspected closely, What abstinence is there!His is the halcyon table That never seats but one, And whatsoever is consumed The same amounts remain. Posted by at March 03, 2000 07:39 AM March 02, 2000
Tonight's find on comp.lang.c++.moderated. Multiple
Tonight's find on comp.lang.c++.moderated. Multiple prototypes for the same function can be used to specify different default parameter values. This seems obvious now, but I guess my good sense never allowed my C++ sense to figure it out. This means that in module A the prototype for function foo() can specify a different default parameter then in say module B. Module A int foo(int a = 42); . . . foo(); /* call foo with the default value of 42 */ Module B int foo(int a = 0); . . . foo(); /* call foo with the default value of 0 */ Module C int foo(int a); . . . foo(34); /* a default parameter is not allowed */ Of course this leaves multiple prototypes for the same function scattered about in your code. If foo's interface is ever changed all these prototypes will have to hunted down ...or some sort of #define magic would have to be used to specify the defaults. Posted by at March 02, 2000 11:01 PM
Yahoo - FOCUS-SGI sells Cray to Tera Computer
Yahoo - FOCUS-SGI sells Cray to Tera Computer ". . . the Cray name. . . It is synonymous with supercomputering." I couldn't find any actual Cray supercomputers on ebay, but there is a Cray Research SGI Vector Poster MINT!
Posted by at March 02, 2000 09:48 PM
Apparently, one of my fellow
Apparently, one of my fellow moonfarmer editors was so anxious to post their own ideas for dot-sucks, they replaced my earlier post, regarding the wired.com story A Ralph Nader Plan That 'Sucks' instead of making a new post.
Russ Taylor's entries: I would want timewarner.com.sucks, aol.com.sucks, microsoft.com.swallows, and many many more. Chamber.com.sucks. Myjob.sucks :) Do you have any ideas for dot-sucks? Posted by at March 02, 2000 01:23 PM March 01, 2000
Knuth: MMIXware
Knuth: MMIXware A literate processor architecture.
Posted by at March 01, 2000 06:57 PM
Just smile and act nice.
Just smile and act nice. Do not be fooled by the pink background.
Posted by at March 01, 2000 06:41 PM
Group 54:34 would represent the
Group 54:34 would represent the languishing Bertram P. Brooker, whereas this would be a rather bombastic explanation of a pop culture symbol. Maybe by posting this on your door you could get more action -- or this if you're female. Posted by at March 01, 2000 12:13 PM
ONLINE ORIGINALS
ONLINE ORIGINALS -- better characterized as "a plague of neat links". Sad when Business Week is more interesting than theoretical culture-boxen like Time or Wired.
Posted by at March 01, 2000 11:05 AM
Sex Panic
Sex Panic -- yet again, although this one marginally more interesting. God forbid that women and gays should get their ya-yas out -- right Shad?
Posted by at March 01, 2000 10:18 AM
This EETimes.com report Free 32-bit
This EETimes.com report Free 32-bit processor core hits the Net lead me to the OPENCORES.ORG website. The secret is finally out, hardware has become software.
Posted by at March 01, 2000 08:18 AM
With a thousand smiles she
With a thousand smiles she gives to me free The global economic issue is a lot more complicated than just spreading some bucks/food/power/stuff around and trying to make everything equal. Pure equality is a tantalizing idea, but like the beautiful weather we're getting up here in Ottawa, it's actually terrible for us. Thanks to this fantastically balmy (for February) weather, the Gatineaus will be even more dried up this year than they were last, and the whole ecosystem will be, it is to say, fucked up. Human beings are stuck in a tragic loop right now -- we're evolved enough to know that we're still very subject to biophysical based instincts but we're not entirely evolved enough to understand the full implications of it. Human competitiveness is no excuse for bad behavior; however, any noble undertaking executed without an understanding of human competitiveness is just as doomed as any pack of neo-anarchist "Save the planet" ecologists who figure that eventually, corporate Canada (in my case, probably America in yours) will eventually decide that virtue is its own reward. Just like the Crusader knights wiping out the landscape on behalf of a God who told them to be nice. The point is that any extremist stance is absolutely destined to either corrupt or be, at best, marginally effective. Remember that "extremism" constitutes anything radically different from what is now -- equal pay for equal work regardless of gender/religion/sexual orientation/colour/etc is a very extreme concept -- and in many ways an invalid one. I have trouble thinking that Einstein was created equal -- regardless of what American equality-elitists may say -- to the guy at the 7-11. But I digress. It is extremely unlikely that I would ever support an effort to "make the world an equal place" -- pseudo-benevolent/altruistic outfits corrupt the worst of all. They get an idea in their heads and they don't consider the full ramifications. The most baseline of these is the idea that women and men are interchangeable, or that yellow, white, black and red people are interchangeable -- an idea that's so nearly true, but so radically wrong in certain fundamental ways, that it can really fuck up anybody who believes it. The most "radically wrong" part is that it's riddled with neo-Victorian patronizing nonsense. "Let's fight for those who can't fight for themselves". Fuck that. Teach them to fight and let them make up their own minds -- isn't that what it's really about? Or would you rather play Moses? Moses was a real fuck -- he could've been king of Egypt and married a beautiful girl and worked out a harmonious peace with the Egyptians (who were a pretty bright people) and had it all be good. Instead, he manifests an incredibly stiff-necked attitude, humiliates the Egyptians and the woman he supposedly loved, and can't quite seem to manage his people anyhow -- he leaves them alone for a few days and they're back worshipping money and cutting virgin throats. All in favour of the instant gratification of violent revolution, over the more gradual diplomatic resolution of problems, can learn a lot from Moses. He's still got a pretty good reputation despite being a world-class jackass. But he meant well. Posted by at March 01, 2000 05:29 AM |
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